hi guys, another update. i’ve been job-hunting since second semester started in april, finally found a start-up english teaching school and talked to a worker there — from him i got the advice to get the 120-hour (or more) TEFL online. it cost around $200 USD, on sale from i-to-i, and counts as a “Teaching English as a Foreign Language License/Certificate” (which either makes your resume/CV look better or is a literal job qualification). despite being “120 hours” I actually completed it in 7 hours; the final exam claims it’ll take 3 hours but it took 35 minutes for me. the same guy asked his english-teaching friends and gathered links to other english-teaching schools i could try applying to, i’m gonna see someone from one of those tomorrow.
this week i discovered that taiwan is one of the only “safe” countries where you can get english-teaching jobs while only having a 2-year (AA) degree and a 120-hour TEFL certificate (instead of a 4-year BA), so i started applying for jobs in taiwan. and i started learning mandarin (just in case, though it also helps my kanji comprehension a lot!) from “domino chinese” (i couldn’t find courses with the vocab from it on memrise by the way), which claims that after 22 hours of study you’ll be able to understand around 75% of mandarin. i’m now on 3 hours and am already able to pick out words i’ve learnt from what the chinese-speaking exchange students say to each other.
anyway, i’m having a really, really tough time with one of the teachers at my japanese school. starting about 2 months ago (since i told her i was job-hunting) she’s begun completely misunderstanding and being delusional about basically everything i say. 3-4 times now she’s been saying to me/assuming that i’m going to:
• stay in japan illegally after my VISA expires
• work full-time illegally (either without a VISA, or on a student VISA)
• break my exchange contract and quit school early
• break my apartment lease/contract
• saying that my behaviour (ex. not saying sorry in the correct place or making a mistake in reading some rules) “won’t be tolerated in japanese society, or at a japanese company”
• that i shouldn’t attempt to go to a different university (than my current online swedish one) in order to finish my BA (that i can’t finish due to the professor being crazy - i’ll be “graduating” next semester with another AA instead)
• for every potential employer/company that gives me an interview, or contacts me in general, she’s told me i shouldn’t work for them
(note: all this is a total lie, of course. i’m not going to break any laws/contracts and i already told her that months ago the first time she assumed that i was planning on it. i’m doing perfectly fine in japanese society, have had 2 part-time jobs and have a ton of friends of all ages. any company that hires me will be used to hiring foreigners who just set foot in japan yesterday and who don’t speak any japanese at all. this teacher has literally no clue about stuff like what job ads for being an english teacher look like.)
she’s also started correcting every email i send her into keigo (super polite language), and if i even so much mention the fact, when speaking to a classmate, that ex. “oh that job sounds nice because you don’t have to use keigo” she goes “you do have to with your coworkers you know!!”. again she has no clue what she’s even talking about. i visited the place myself and they didn’t use keigo when talking to each other — even if they had used it, everyone is lenient on foreigners and the staff would’ve TAUGHT ME the keigo. i haven’t studied keigo in school by the way, which is why i don’t know it (though i can understand it, thanks to manga and anime). and none of my other teachers at this school have ever mentioned that i should use keigo to them or to any other teachers — not even the ones who aren’t used to teaching exchange students. they’re just happy i can say anything in japanese at all. it’s literally only this one teacher who cares about it in any way. in fact when i tried writing in keigo to the secretary she responded in english to avoid it!
by the way, i haven’t actually noticed the japanese students using keigo to the teachers — they just say the normal “desu/masu” very basic polite forms. the teachers themselves speak in keigo when they lecture but they don’t speak in keigo when talking to students directly!
this same teacher blew up at all the exchange students because we didn’t know (all 11 of us didn’t know) that japanese etiquette requires that before going home at the end of the trip you wait for the teachers and say “gokurou sama deshita”. instead the teachers disappeared without saying anything so we all just left. she also teaches our class like we’re kindergarteners (every class is a “game” or something that no one cares about playing because we’re all 18-30 years old), i can’t even remember what we’ve learnt in her class because it’s so little compared to what the others teach us. this same teacher, on another field trip, picked a restaurant where 4 out of 11 people literally could only eat rice, oranges and carrots due to all the menu items having items they were allergic to (hint, i was one of them, fancy paying for a meal you can’t eat when right next door is a place you COULD’VE eaten at) — and this is AFTER she had recorded all of our allergies down well in advance for the trip! same teacher misremembered, and didn’t confirm with me or any of the other students who know me, my allergies when we visited another school.
same teacher yelled at me in front of other students for something that wasn’t really my fault, and with the classroom door open, and didn’t accept my apology no matter how many times i apologized. she doesn’t listen to what i’m saying even if i repeat it three times (such as “no, i couldn’t tell you sooner than this morning because THEY didn’t email ME with the info until this morning!” — she just keeps repeating “you should’ve told me earlier!”). the list goes on. and she thinks I’M rude?
oh and she’s constantly trying to get me to agree with her whenever she’s lecturing me, or when we’re on a field trip she’s like “wow this is so fun, RIGHT? too bad your wife couldn’t come with, RIGHT?”. keep dreaming — you don’t know anything about what my wife does or doesn’t like. i just say the common-courtesy “yes” in order to try and make her talk to me less. they’ve been doing stuff like taking us to wine-tasting events on a school trip, when some people have alcoholic parents and some people don’t drink for religious reasons, and they haven’t asked us exchange students ONCE what we actually want to do on the trip. we get basically no explanations about where we’re going, no free time, can’t even walk around the place we arrive at. one of the african guys has never seen the ocean and we were only about 10 minutes walking away from it — but they didn’t give us enough free time to be able to walk there and see it (so now i’m trying to plan a beach party for him myself)! oh and this teacher fakes being happy and calm during class but as soon as class gets out she’ll be pissed, then 5 minutes later when class starts again she’ll be perfectly “fine and happy” again.
i only have about one and a half months until my exchange year ends so i’m really glad all this bad stuff with her started NOW and not, say, in my second month here. but geeze. she’s by far the worst person i’ve met in japan in my whole time here (so far). and it’s not because she’s “japanese”, it’s because she’s crazy — people just like her exist in all countries, i had to live with various people just like her for many years in iceland and sweden. i talked with a research student who was an exchange student here 3 years ago, and apparently in the timespan of 3 years that teacher has become “like a different person”, on top of our exchange year being an abnormally nice, polite and well-mannered class compared to the other ones she’s seen at this same school : /
anyway, that’s where i’m at right now. if i can’t get hired in japan, it seems like taiwan is actually jumping to hire me so i’d go there for a few years while i attempt to finish my BA online (=waiting 2 years) or actually start over and get a BA in another subject (=3 years). i have to take different classes so i can get a different BA thesis supervisor if i want to actually get a BA in japanese, because my supervisor literally failed me on every draft, refused to correct my final draft, and banned me from contacting him for 1-2 months out of the semester. since finishing the japanese BA will take like 2 years anyway, if i study an entirely new subject for 3 years and get a BA in something totally different just to avoid that teacher/department, it’ll “solve” that problem. university in sweden is free so money isn’t an issue, it’s just time and a matter of finding out what degrees i can possibly get online in the first place.
the JLPT is next month, i’m taking N1 and it seems like i’ll pass as long as i don’t have one of those days where everything i know flies out my brain — which has been happening almost every day for the last 2 weeks due to stress from stuff like this teacher at my japanese school, finding out my swedish teacher wouldn’t even correct my BA thesis, etc. our last class trip is to go to kyoto, but i’m not going due to the class trips never being worth the money and due to how many problems we had on this last class trip — afterwards the teachers were just chewing us out for all kinds of things we were never told wasn’t allowed, such as sleeping on the long-distance bus or using our phones when someone was talking. hint: if a student is doing something bad, tell them while they’re doing it, not 14 hours later. i can just go to kyoto on my own, stay at a friend’s place and have a lot more (and probably cheaper) fun myself.